Making Bank at a Change Machine



What you need:

- one $5 bill
- one $1 bill
- transparent (scotch) tape

Here's What to Do:

- Tape the $1 and $5 bills together, end to end, reversed, so that the $5 is
facing into the machine properly, but the $1 is backwards.

- Tape the bills end to end, without them overlapping.You essentially want
to have one long bill

- Deposit your "bill" into a change machine and walk away w/ $5 in quarters,
as well as your original bills.

How This Actually Works:

The machine accepts your $5 bill, giving you change. It then attempts to
confiscate your $1 bill, only to find it is backwards. Because it is
incorrectly placed in the machine, it spits the bill back out, with your $5
attached. At the worst, the two bills will separate, and you will lose
the $5 bill, but you will have $5 in quarters, so you will break even.

Note: Some newer machines have alarms on them that can notice the original
bill is not deposited. This is illegal in every state, and most countries
too! Special Thanx to the Pink Panther for this brilliant idea.

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Well,here we are now in the year 2002.And thanx to that lil fucker Osama we are
in a depression type thing that can make it hard to get cash for shit ya need or
just wanna fuck wit.I have found it hard to get money so i sat down an actaully
thought of ways to get money and looked in a few texts and got some pretty good
ideas and thought id tell ya some of em.A few might be pretty hard to do and
will take practice but hey,what else is fuckin new?Well enough bitchin lets
start!

DISCLAIMER:i aint gonna take the blame if you get caught,if ya do,it aint my
fault

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1.Offer protection money to the weak people in your neighborhood/school.Its
easy,and fun.If they get into a jam,or are just tired of gettin their ass kicked
everyday,lend them a "helping" hand.Ask for at least $20 for protection each
week and if you arnt a good fighter or just dont wanna waste your strength,pay
the dude who kicks his ass $5 to leave him alone so you get $15 for doing
nothing!I dont do this cuz i love to fight and i get more money.Keep giving out
protection and keep rakeing in cash.

2.Blackmail..ahhh a classic.A pretty good way to earn cash.Bug their house(put
these under beds,tables,desks,etc.),hack into their computer,etc.Or just
threaten to kick their best freinds ass if they dont tell you some real
embarrasing things about our little victim.Then ask for a decent amount of cash
that they can actually get and threaten to tell everyone about their little
secrets if they tell anyone about the shit you did.Use your imagination to
figure out ways to find shit out about your victim.

3.Doing revenge for someone who doesnt want to take the risk of gettin in
trouble is a great way to get a few extra bucks.There are tons of things you
could do to the person who fucked with your employer.Charge about $10 for a
couple of good paybacks.If you really wanna get some cash,after you get the
person back,have them pay you to get your former employer back!Do over and over
to get a good amounr of cash!

4.Selling your little "gagets" at school is a good way to make money.Sell
explosives,rigged up weapns.rigged up lighters,texts(ask before you use other
peoples texts and NO DISTRIBUTING TO FUCKIN LAMERS!!)Dont get caught doin this
or you are in some deep shit.Im talkin bout fuckin juvvy type shit man!And if ya
caught giving texts to lamers you are gonna get fucked up.A way to rig up
lighters is to take the metal top off,slide up the thing to adjust the flame and
get a small knife and keep turnin it up,and then put back to normal when
done.Some people will pay up to $15 bucks for one 50 cent lighter!And dont tell
people how you rigged up your shit or they will do it themselves and your outta
buiesness.

5.Sell lamers peoples phone numbers,like a hot girl in school,teachers,etc.I
raked in fuckin $30 just for a fuckin preps phone number.Never really thought of
using this for a way to earn money until i started thinkin,but now i relize its
a good and easy way.

6.Selling stolen items is a GREAT way to get cash.Sell them to pawn shops.people
at school,garage sales,used shops(good will,salvation army),etc.I can gaurentee
you will make a whole lotta money from this.Go look in my stealing
text(stealing2) for some ideas on how to get the shit.

7.Computer geeks in school will actually buy gay ass computer games you
downloaded and burned ona cd.You can get $5 for a frogger game!Dont get caught
wit this,one of my freinds was caught and got in deep shit last year.

8.Go to those big blue mail boxes at about 3:00 at night and break into
one,steal all the letters you can get in 30 secs to a minuteNO MORE!!and
please,wear fuckin gloves.Do this in christmas time and you got mega fuckin
cash.

9.Sell fake raffle tickets.100% profit...and CHEAP!

10.Sell viruses at school...some people there think its sooo cool that you can
fuck up someones computer with just one little thing.

11.Make up your own buiesness and have people donate money.Make em belive shit
like its to help children with heart problems.

12.Do a lil pick pocketing and get a few peoples credit cards,get their # and
sell them,but to some1 you dont know so it cant be traced back to you.

13.While you pickpocketing,take their fuckin money too!

14.Go to your local payphone and dial this:011-871-1101101#.The operator will
come on confused and say something like "$32.70 please" or "what are you
calling?"If she doesnt tell you the rate ask her.Its usually $28.00-$33.00
depending on where you are,why so much you ask?Because its a boat and this is
the rate!Now hang up.Now call 10288-0 and wait for operator,when she comes on
ask for her supervisor.Now read this to get an idea what to say AT&T:Service
assitant,how may i help you?

YOU:yes,this is absured!i called this number and the AT&T operator said it was
(whatever the rate was),then she made me put in $3.00 at a time and then
coneccted to call.And then right after the call answered the party was
discounected,and i didnt get my money back(sound angry/aggrivated)

AT&T:umm,yea,right.What number did you dial?

YOU:011-871-1101-101,check the rate!

AT&T:Ok sir,we will mail you a refund,what is your name and adress?

YOU:Name&adress(go ahead give them yours they have to mail it,FCC rules Section
47 of US Code.

Do this daily from diffrent payphones.VERY good profit and i doubt they will
ever catch on.

Problems you might run into with this wit the faggot mother fuckers that they
call operators:

AT&T:We dont have a call that much,are you sure it was AT&T?

YOU:Yes,it says AT&T the operator said "AT&T,may i help you?

AT&T:I cant make a check that high sir(shes right)

YOU:Can you send two checks for $15 each?(that she can do)

AT&T:Where did you get all the change?

YOU:I dont like being called a liar(sound real pissed),what was your name
agian?The store here had no problem giving it to me!This is Absured! After this
then they should give ya your money.If they dont then...BITCH,Even go to the
FCC,Some operators just dont put in for it.Nearly 90% send your money especially
if you are pissed.AT&T issues over 10,000 refunds per week so dont worry bout
them adding this all up.And remember:1.they have no clue how much money is in
the pay phone2.they are requierd by law to send the refund3.the only people who
get busted are the ones who admit shit. However,this works fine and dont feel
ba,AT&Tdoesnt deserve to profit from their payphones!

15.Get a wardialer at a radio shack type place and dial in one of those "tenth
caller wins $1000" radio shows.Do this over and over but not to the same radio
station,when you run out of em wait a month or two and do it agian.

16.beat up a girlscout sellin cookies,take her money and her cookies,sell the
cookies and if people ask tell them your helping your lil sister out.If you see
the lil girl you beat up run lika motha fucker before she sees you!

17.Steal peoples gift cards and use them the same day so they dont get
deactivated.Buy somethin real cheap and keep the change.

18.Steal some library books and take all the library shit out and sell the
books.And if you dont wanna steal them use some1 elses card.

19.Take your older/younger brother/sisters things and sell them to people they
dont know or if u wanna see a fight,sell them to their best freinds.

20.Do some crazy shit for money,like dares and shit.I once ran into a brick wall
for $10.You dont have to do stuff that extreme,just little things here and
there.

21.Do peoples homework,or if you dont feel like doin the work,steal someones
elses homework and copy it for them and ask for at least $5 for your "hard"
work.

22.Rob some old rich people walkin down the street.

23.Break into peoples lockers at school with thermite or a dremel or
somethin.Tell your teacher ya got the runs and go out there and do it.that
should give you at least 10min.

24.super glue pennys to peoples lockers(the ones with the key hole)and rent him
your screwdriver to get it off so he can get in and get his shit.

25.Get a job at a place like 7eleven,get the night shift.When some one goes into
buy somethin,act like your typein shit in like ringin up the price but only type
shit that doesnt add money up,and when they leave ya got their money(be careful
when doin this-most stores have camaras pointin to the register).

26.Become a drug dealer.You aint gotta sell cocaine and shit.Just weed.Go to
your local dealer and buy a dime bag.Now sell that bag for $15.Now go back and
buy two more.repeat,and after a while you should have a decent amount of weed
and cash.

27.Steal peoples cars and sell them to some asshole.(remember,ALWAYS wear
gloves).

28.If you really wanna be a big drug dealer,start cookin your own shit.Sell it
for a lil bit more than normal price for a lil extra.

29.Fill the locks in the school chem lab,office,and/or media center with contact
cement and raid all the shit.Keep all money you find and keep the shit you find
or sell it.

30.Kidnap a small child with rich parents!A classic!Be sure you know what you
are doing and getting into.Im not gonna explain much more about this cuz of all
the info on this topic out there.If you kidnap a kid wit rich parents ask for
about $10,000.

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Well this ends the text cuz im all outa ideas.If you think of anymore,write a
text about it!If you use enough of these ways then you wont need school or a
job!just dont get caught by the feds or ya in deep shit,but hey what do they
fuckin care?And remember,if you do get caught i didnt tell you to do it or not
to do it so i am not responsible.I can see some 12 year old now..."but mommy
Heretic didnt tell me stealing was bad mommy,honest!"Well im tired of typein
so...Stay (SiC) fuckers.

-Heretic-2002

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