H O W T O G E T T H E M O S T

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O U T O F S C H O O L


by:
amorphous
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INTRODUCTION
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Panic, distress, greif, confusion, aggravation, revenge, annoyance,
humiliation, pain. That's what this file is all about. The only
difference is, this takes place in your own school. This will discuss
different techniques of causing these things to come about. Enjoy
reading.

By the way, I will not be held responsible if you crap in your teachers
desk, pea on your classroom seats, blow up your teachers filing cabinet,
or anything else that is mentioned in this file.


EXPLODABLE BALLOON (PAIN)
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Don't you hate those gays that think they're so cool, skip school, and
smoke outside in front of your lab class? Well, put an end to it.


Materials:

Vinegar (the stuff that fizzes when baking soda is added to it)
Aluminum Foil
1 Jar
Balloon

Put the Vinegar into the jar, then put a piece of aluminum foil to it.
IMMEDIATELY put the balloon over the jar and it will start filling up
with an extremely flammable gas. Tie it up and throw it out the window.
The fags down below are more than likely to pick it up and put it out
with their smoke.
BOOM! FIFFFFF! AHHHHHH!


LOCKS AND COMBINATIONS (aggravation AND ANNOYANCE)
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Super Glue is an amazing substance. It can cause pain, humiliation,
aggravation, and everything else you can think of. But for this, we will
be using it for locks. Just stick it in the key holes and watch your
parent's tax money go up. (Get back at your mother for bringing you into
this world just by drinking too much wine).

Another way to cause aggravation for your teachers is to have the
combination locks for the lockers slowly disappear. This is how you do
it: Buy a combination lock at a store (obviously). Turn the combination
clockwise while you slightly pull on the part that opens. You want to
pull on it enough until the knob your turning clockwise starts vibrating.
If you notice, every turn around you make, The knob stops at the same
number. If you check your combination, the first number should be around
four numbers to the left where the knob kept stopping. Do the same going
sub-clockwise. When you figure out how to do it, the last number is easy
to figure. Just keep pulling on the part that opens while you move it
from one number to the next. When you collect every lock in your school
and bring them home, you can use them for practice. Another thing to do
is to keep stealing your own and getting new ones (just don't make it
noticeable).


FAKE BOMBS (PANIC)
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This will probably only work in High School where people are more crazy.


Materials:

Alarm Clock (get this at a yard sale or something)
5 or 6 road flares
Electrical Tape
Wire
Glue
Scissors

Take the road flares and tape it up with a piece of tape on both side.
Then, take the wires and put two in each side of the road flares. You
should have about 10-12 wires sticking out. Then, take the glass off of
the front of the alarm clock and cut off the second and the hour hand so
the only one ticking is the minute hand. Now, glue the alarm clock to
the flares with the whole mess of wires in between. Now take a wire,
glue it in back of the alarm clock, and tape the wire to the front of the
alarm clock facing upward in front of the minute hand. Now, what it
looks like, is the minute hand will hit the wire triggering an electrical
voltage that will send off the dinamite. If you don't understand this,
you're not alone. Just use you're imagination and make up one yourself.


YOUR TEACHER (REVENGE)
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"Why aren't you paying attention in my class?"
"Well, I was ju..."
"What were you doing?"
"Well, I was jus..."
"What were you doing?!"
"I was just picking up my p..."
"Are you supposed to be doing that, or paying attention?!"
"I was only pi.."
"Answer my question! When you ask me one, I answer yours. You should
answer mine. Am I not right Mr. Jenz?!?"
"Yes."
"So do what your told!"
"I was supposed to be paying attention."
"Do we need a trip down the hall?"
"No."
"Well, I think we do. Out the door!"
"No! I'll pay attention!"
"It's too late for that Mr. Jenz! You should have thought about that
before!"
"But..."
"BYE MR. JENZ!"


Don't you hate your teacher? I know I do. So, follow these things to
do, and you'll be all set.

1. What you need:

1 bag
1-12 logs of dog crap or yours (optional)

Put this in your teachers desk, filing cabinet, on his desk, or anywhere
else you can think of.

2. Look for other files in here for making explosives to blow up her
shelves or whatever.


This concludes HOW TO GET THE MOST OUT OF SCHOOL. Look for more of my
files.


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"Fun in fucking up your school"
By: ABiGWaR


So what, every group and there uncle has put out a file on fucking around in
school, So what is one more? See? I'm right arn't I! Yes-I-Am!

Does your least favorite teacher put everyone into a terminal boredom with
slideshow after slideshow? (often a excuse not to teach) Perk it up with some
hardcore porno slides mixed in with the regular ones!

Need some distraction from that damn chalk squeeking across the black
board? Steal a peice of it. Bore a hole down the center of one end,
making it wide enough and deep enough to hold a strike-anywhere match head.
Cut the head of a strike-anywhere match off and put it in the whole so only
a little bit of the tip sticks out. Glue some chalk powder around the tip to
camouflage your work, but leave a tiny bit protruding. Plant it back on the
chalk board ledge with the other chalk. When used it will make a fiziling
sound and will spew out a column of black smoke for a few seconds.

Draw or post something gross or obscene on the pull down maps and movie
screens.

Take down a roll-up map and screen, lay them flat then load a powder like
baking powder into it. Roll it tightly up again and hang it back up.

If your school has a dress code, get as many of your friends as you can
to disrupt it with out violating it. I bet it says nothing about dying your
hair green, picking your nose, vommiting in class, painting your face, or
painting your nails funny colors.

Institute massive searches for "lost" contact lemses during assemblies, at
lunch, in study halls, between classes, or in the cluttered halls.

Free all the captured animals and insects being held prisonor in the
biolgy labs.

Send irregular streams of your associates to the office to have some
bizzare runor confirmed or denied.

As a citizen, demand to see your own school records. Almost everyone else
has access to themm, so should you.

If the student newspaper can't or won't do it, publish the salaries of all
the teachers and adminiistrators. If they are paid with public funds this info
is public domain. Demand this data from some uptight bureaucrat in the central
office.

Add some very kinky ideams to selected teachers mailboxes.

Create some sort of revolutionary manifesto and leave it around where it
is sure to be discovered. Or have a mole plant it for the addminstrations
gestapo. Then leave a cryptic message about monday being "D-day" or "X-day"
or whatever. The forces of tyranny will be massed for the revolution that
never arrives. It will make them look and feel like fools.

Print false notes using the office paper format, then put them in teacher
mailboxes. Use your imagination. (GASP!)

If your school doesn't have a teacher evaluation program by the students
start one. Hand out forms in the halls. If any one gives you shit, screem
about your first ammedment rights.

Need form to copy? Or maby an example of a addministrative signature? Check
the waste baskets.

Of course there is the old bombscare trick. But this is a fedral offense,
and the school is just sitting around waiting for some one to fuck over the
rest of their life! So to get around this, Call the bomb scare from a pay
phone inside of the school. Example, Warren Tech, Pay phone number 689-####.
Office phone number 689-0211. Haha, Don't forget the gloves. Call collect!
If they don't except, Use money.

Alot of schools have fax machines. It is fun to get the number and send
nasty messages to the school. For example the Warren Tech auto shop phone
number is 689-8265.

I hope this guide is some help to you... Have fun, Use your imagination,
stay free, live free, be free. And if your teachers give ya shit, Abigwar
sent ya. What are they going to do? Hang me by my toe nails!? remember, I
am not responsible for any damage caused by the use of this file.. Or the
loss of hard drive space it takes up.


(C)opyright 1994 BGR Productions!
ABIGWAR / BGR - 1994

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Several years ago, when I attended public school, I was very aware of
the dangers faced by anyone in America's public education system, and the
lack of security and safty provided by the facilities. This file will explain
how to make several componants of the Captain Hack School Defense kit, a
set of weapons and other useful items well disguised as common school
accessories. You can make or use as few or many as you wish, and not all are
applicable to all situations or all needs. Use what you hafta.

1) Pencil Pick
An ice pick is always a handy tool/weapon...if only it could be con-
cealed. Now it can. Start with a brand new pencil, unsharpened. Take a
hand drill (or a SLOW elec drill) and drill out ONLY the rod of graph-
ite. Now get a small length of metal rod (available at most hobby
shops) about the same diam. Cut off a suitable length, and put a little
super glue on the rod. Insert it into the pencil, with about 1/4" com-
ing out of the pencil. After the glue sets up, sharpen the pencil like
normal. You should now have a 1/2" or so metal point. Use a pair of
wire cutters to snip the end at an angle so you have a sharp point.

[Uses: stabbing, scratching, scribing, keying cars, maybe popping tires]

2) Breath Spray
A small bottle of breath spray, like Binacca or something similar can
be used for a variety of reasons: First, it can be used as a mace,
being that these sprays are about 40% alchohol. Secondly, they can be
used as an aerosol flamethrower, in the classic way.

[Uses: defense spray, flamethrower]

3) Ruler Edge
Have you ever seen those wooden rulers that have the little metal edge?
Using a sharpening stone, you can hone this edge to a blade. It may take
a while, but it should be useful.

[Uses: cutting, scratching]

4) Pen Bomb
A small ordinance explosive can be a handy thing to have, and this is a
great one, as well as being a good smoke device if needed. Get a regular
white BIC pen, and remove the tube of ink and the tip, but leave the part
that the tip came out of in the pen. Fill the pen with Rocket Powder (see
POLUMNA.TXT) and replace the colored part near the tip (that you saved).
Feed the fuse through this tip, and put the cap on like normal. Now you
have a smoke/noise device that looks quite normal, so long as you don't
remove the cap.

[Uses: smoke, noise, light demolition, distraction]

5) Cl Componants
Two bottles of white out are only moderatly suspiscious, and thus make
great containers for, among other things, Ammonia and Chlorine Bleach.
Empty and wash out two bottles of white out, and fill them with these
liquids. ONE LIQUID IN EACH. DO NOT MIX. Then cap and put them with your
stuff. If neccesary to clear a large group of people, dump both bottles
on the floor together. The result is Chlorine Gas, a HIGHLY poisonous and
extremely DEADLY gas. Be careful with this.

[Uses: distraction, causeing sickness to many, causing evacuation]

So there you have it. Many of these tools can be useful everyday, and some are
highly specific, but use what you like. Enjoy.

--hack

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