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The increasing cost of postage to mail letters and packages is
bringing down our standard of living. To remedy this deplorable
situation, some counter control measures can be applied.
For example, if the stamps on a letter are coated with Elmer's
Glue by the sender, the cancellation mark will not destroy the stamp:
the Elmer/s drives to form an almost invisible coating that protects
the stamps from the cancellation ink. Later, the receiver of the
letter can remove the cancellation mark with water and reuse the
stamps. Furthermore, ecological saving will also result from recycling
the stamps. Help save a tree.

The glue is most efficently applied with a brush with stiff,
short bristles. Just dip the brush directly into the glue and spread
it on evenly, covering the entire surface of the stamp. It will dry
in about 15 minutes.

For mailing packages, just follow the same procedure as outlined
bove; however, the package should be weighed and checked to make sure
that it has the correct amount of postage on it before it is taken to
the Post Office.

Removing the cancellation and the glue from the stamps can be
easily accomplished by soaking the stamps in warm water until they
loat free from the paper. The stamps can then be put onto a paper
towel to dry. Processing stamps in large batches saves time too.
Also, it may be helpful to write the word 'Elmer' at the top of the
letter (not on the envelope) to cue the receiving party in that the
stamps have been protected with the glue.

We all know that mailing packages can be expensive. And we also
know that the handicapped are sometimes discriminated against in jobs.
The Government, being the generous people they are, have given the
lind free postal service.

Simply address you envelope as usual, and make one modification.
In the corner where the stamp would go, write in (or stamp) the words
'FREE MATTER FOR THE BLIND". Then drop you package or letter in one
f the blue fedral mailboxes. DO NOT TAKE THE LETTER TO THE POST
OFFICE, OR LEAVE IT IN YOUR MAILBOX.

Sounds very nice of the government to do this, right? Well, they
aren't that nice. The parcel is sent library rate, that is below
third class. It may take four to five days to send a letter to just
the next town.

This too is quite simple, but less effective. Put the address
that you are sending the letter to as the return address. If you were
sending a $20 donation to the pirate's Chest, you would put our
ddress (po box 644, lincoln ma. 01773) as the return address.

Then you would have to be carless and forget to put the stamp on
the envelope. A nice touch is to put a bullshit address in the center
of the envelope.
Again, you MUST drop the letter in a FEDRAL mailbox. If the post
office doesn't send the letter to the return address for having no
stamp, they will send it back for the reason of "No such address".

Example--

Pirates Chest
P.O. Box 644
Lincol, Ma.
01773

John Doe
20 Fake Road
Nowhere, XX
99851

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- How to Scam Coke Machines -

By: Oliver Clothezoffe

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After you try this you'll never be thrusty or outta change, because this shit
really works!!! I used to get $20 in change from Coke machines at my school!!!
The whole concept is that you tape the dollar a special way, so when you put it
into the machine, you pull it out, it's really cool, you not only get change,
but you get a free Coke.

Just before you learn how to do this, let me clear up MY ASS, I haven't gotten
caught yet doing this, and this doesn't work on every Coke Machine. But if your
stupid, and get caught, then you are sure that everything you read below is only
for informational proposes. NOT FOR PLEASURE OR SCAMMING!!! But it's not like I
can stop you from getting this file and reading it so just too protect MY ASS. I
just want for the record, saying, "That this is really wrong and it's against my
moral and religious standards to steal from a machine, which hard working people
designed so people like yourself can get free drinks from them. Thank you."

Now that you've read my protection letter, Here how you do it... But again I
have to expand on how this doesn't work on all Coke machines. The best ones are
the really old ones. When I went to Ocean City, New Jersey, I must of came out
with $80.00 in quarters!!! I heard that this works on some change machines but
I've personally tried it around the city and I can't get it to work. So you if
you come across one, YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME!!! Syke, I don't give a shit.

Preparing The Dollar :

Get a new-crisp one dollar bill (No rips or anything because you want to be
sure the dollar will go in.
Go out to F&M or People's Drug and buy some packaging tape(I've tried this
with other kinds of tape but this is the strongest. SO BUY THIS KIND DUMB SHIT
!!!!) Now if you examine a Coke machine(Hopefully not to long because people
will think your some kind of Stupid Fuck!!!) Now remember the direction of the
dollar. Now place the dollar on the table or some place and make it so it looks
as if you were putting it into the dollar thing on the machine. Take the tape
and place it on the end of the tape(right over the border of the dollar(See
below...)

The Dollar:
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