So I'm a bit too far away from Providence to be able to walk/drive/fly there within an hour. Fortunately, the prompt never specified when that hour would start, so I'll choose not to have that pie there an hour from now. The way I see it, I've got a few options.

1) If I wait long enough, I may be able to gain enough political power to rename my current location "Providence RI."
2) Or I could wait until faster transportation is available.
3) Interpret the prompt as being written in a language that's identical to English except that "hour" means what "week" means in English, then just send the pie in the mail or something.
4) Mail it to Providence under a timer set to one hour.
5) Have a pie sent to Providence and lie about when I did it, saying that I sent it when it's under an hour away.
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